The "Are you not ENTERTAINED?" arms outstretch was the perfect celebration.

Oh man, if Ubi put the embargo for Unity at 12 hours after release, I imagine we won't be getting a review of their latest exercise title "Shape Up" that also released today until February 17th...

Read the article thru. It says it well be a full retail release. Not F2P

Read the article to the end. It says it will be a full retail release

Love the use of the Far Cry: Blood Dragon OST!

I got kinja'd. It was supposed to reply to the author

I believe you mean PS4 exclusive. Xbox has their own nefarious exclusive deals...

Maybe I'm just the perfect demographic, but I love all the humor in this game. And I'm definitely not a "Bro" or anything. I'll take it all, including the phallic shotgun...

Bah where's news of an Xbox One release so i can post the Fry "Take my Money" Gif?!?

The game had a real beefy main campaign. It wasn't lacking in the value content for me. Plus a game is feature complete months before it ships. DLC timing is a tricky thing. If you wait too long (Watchdogs) most people forget about it. If you go too early people cry foul.

Yeah, on the Surface they look to have a talented team

Her Geoff, big Giants fan. Just how aware of the Manningface meme is Eli? He has to say something on the sidelines like "This ones gonna be huge online" before he makes one.

if my father had known about this back in the day, I'd probably still be friends with Vinny F down the street. He beat my dads Zelda save that was on the final dungeon.

it's funny you bring this game up. Just last week some childhood friends stopped by for only 12 hours on their way down to Florida. (From NY, I'm in NC now.) After taking them out to dinner and getting back home stuffed my buddy who is exclusively PC master race now, asked what cool games I had. I scrolled thru my…

my parents each had Jeep Commanders a few years back (Facepalm) When they came to visit, I used one to troop transport all the nieces and nephews around town. I must have hit that friggin' ignition 3 times with my leg/knee. 60 MPH down the back roads of NC and losing your power steering can make for some messy…

is it too much to ask for Microsoft to announce a wireless headset for the One?

I'd spit on him too the minute I saw him recording in portrait mode.

Haha. I remember asking for a Sega CD one year and my parents got me an Atari Jaguar (!) We weren't raised to be ungrateful assholes in my house, so I feigned excitement. Later in the morning my stepfather asked if I liked it, and I said it was cool but I didn't think it would last. They then grabbed another wrapped…