I was like that to! Though mine was 2006-2008.

I was three-four years old!

From what I hear that is a common complaint of the movie.

I prefer Rollin' and scratchin'

All rooms should come with complimentary green ranch dressing.

That is weird. You called Ranch dressing "disgusting" and then went on to describe what makes it so delicious.

So… it is Troma without the fun?

To me it feels like someone is pulling a string inside of me. Some people may like it but it makes me feel icky. My boyfriend loves it when I go to town on his.

Sometimes it doesn't just feel good! I have the hardest time telling my boyfriend that I don't get a pleasant sensation from having my nipples played with.

It helps that my boyfriend's dicks is pretty much my idea of a perfect dick.

I concur (though I am gay so I'm talking about rods here)

Not rare, just that there is a large portion of people out there
where sex, and sex alone, just doesn't do it for them. Maybe they have to act like robots, maybe the only way they can get off is by rubbing their junk against a large balloon, and maybe they have no interest in sex at all and much prefer to get their…

I can see that. For me, everything else in my life is very rigid and planned. Sex is one of the few places where I can let my hair down and just go with it.

god bless you, you always make my day. (I really mean that)

How do you think I talked him into getting a Wii U, huh?

Animal and mythical dicks aside, it really isn't as weird as it seems. Most people buy them because they have weird shapes not because they actually want to be fucked by a dragon.

That is true!
Expensive isn't the right word.. more fussy? It is the kind of thing you have to plan for.

Nope! Just that this is kind of shady area to get into and it's just nice to have a place we can trust to get our weird dildos from.
They get a bad rep because they sale weird products with with really bad connotations.

Hell, I'll go ahead and answer for posterity.

I have to agree and did pretty much the same thing. The AV club seriously has some of the best comment threads on any site I got to.