I'm not a [racist] but…. (cue subtle endorsement of donald trump)

1. You completely ignore the fact that this 'politician' is outright lying when he says 'Mexico will pay for it', and assume that our country will. You then say the estimate by John Oliver is too high, but for no reason other than it's just 'too high'. You also then make a radical assumption that we will pay for it…

If you don't support him, you sound just as dumb as the morons who support him

V/H/S was a surprise to me as well - It's opening story is gripping throughout, all the stories tie together in an intensely creepy setting, and only one of the stories is a legitimate bore. It's just a shame that the sequel was a shitty cash grab

It's a good life lesson, your estranged pastor would be proud

I think it was more that he was a token. But I understand, even that may be reaching. The more amazing thing here is how blatant and offensive it is in the new film

I can't believe you're spending your day writing this nonsense. It is honestly hard to picture.

Then why even spend the time writing to us, a 'Planet of Morons'? Still seeking validation in the form of upboats?

as he loses custody of his children?

SHILLARY CLINTON NEEDS TO BE INDICTED! SOMEBODY LISTEN TO MEEEEE

I'll re-boo you every time

It's amazing right? And she brings the old shitty car, is the one that 'knows the streets' and speaks with a 'comically black/non-threatening' inflection

Insert 'The AV CLUB' joke here

I couldn't have cringed harder at this. I kind of had some hope that the filmmakers would've made this more of a 're-imagining' than a spinoff/reboot, but it's really, REALLY lacking in ideas, if this trailer is any indicator.

I'm happy to say my new job has been going swimmingly - despite regularly working 55-65 hours per week, the atmosphere is energetic and fun. Work is regularly broken up with stupid jokes and nerf gun wars, as well as goofy contests that reward you with an early out or money/gift cards

I thought it was enjoyable mockery of modern film… Why is everyone so offended that this movie exists?

Hope you're getting paid a living wage while you post this, Internet!

Just because he put the word "INNOCENT!!!" in a sentence with "BILL COSBY" doesn't mean they're inextricably linked. It could mean anything

YER JOKIN'! YER JOKIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EARS!

Max and Negan need to date, internet