When the screen went black and I just heard fumbling and 'puddin' pop' i decided to to switch to the next episode

are you drunk?

This is America, home of Miller and Budweiser - you really think we serve pints?

It's even cheaper to watch the game from a bar across the street. Better snacks, better beer, better view of the game, air conditioning and better crowd.

This. Why do we give a shit about baseball again? It's tied with golf for least watchable sport.

Nobody cares about T-Dog now that Three-Dog and Four-Dog are around nevermind they're dead too

as long as you leave room for an accordian player and his band playing The Chicken Dance

I always read your comments in a Homestar Runner voice and it makes them infinitely funnier.

Never was allowed to own a console as a kid but you bet your ass that when my parents left me alone in the hotel room I'd pull out that goofy playstation controller and start playing Spyro/Crash

Yeah Y: The Last Man's ending pissed me off but It's better than it dragging on and on forever… like a… lurching… zombie..

You forgot the time when they go to the place that seems safe, and other PEOPLE come and tear the place down… then more zombies come, they eat people, and they leave the place.

"Good shows never get cancelled"

Adventure time always captivated me with its sense of style. Sure most of the animation was pretty simple, but it flowed well and the world had some of the most depth in an animated world that I'd seen for a long time

I really don't understand Bob's Burgers. The kids are the only interesting part of that damn show and I don't even know their names. Beyond that it's just jarringly wacky character after jarringly wacky character

haha! This superhero is totally acting like a teenager! How wacky!

that just sounds so goddamn good on paper.

People suck, that's the point of all this - if we as a collective country weren't busy sucking down 40 oz Sodas in recliners on a Saturday chortling about the 'Chicken Fight' re-run or the newest dated-celebrity-reference, then maybe networks would be inclined to work with the growing pains of new shows

I wholly agree. I would offer to play video games with you, but I hate the multiplayer community as well, so I'll go back to my cave

the nice thing there is it depends on the games you play.

I just don't understand why this deserved an article. For a website that seems to hate the minions so much, they sure do post a lot of shit about minions