I’m with you, Tom. This song is bad. Because its lyrics are, like, the exact opposite of what we want, amirite?!

God I hope so. Pete Rose is an ass

The Waco Seige. I was 10 and that shit had me transfixed. Columbine was pretty fucked too as I was in high school when it happened and we were watching on TV in class as it was unfolding. Which was probably the worst time to watch that specific tragedy happen.

So it's basically the Cubs versus the AL.

So you’re saying the government is made up of moronic assholes? Eh, I don’t see it.

Take forever!

The team in Nashville, Tennessee is the most socially progressive team in this equation? Color me shocked.

Be faster than the Internet, damn it!

So fuck Montreal? Fuck Montreal.

What was the deal with the Canadiens hate of Subban? Hell of a player.

They basically stole Hall. Good for them.

That sound is the best thing about this video.