a computer printed 20$ was the lowest denomination I’ve ever seen counterfeited ( but of course the customer swears she had gotten it at a bank ).

He threw that ball like he manages his life, poorly

what ever happened to face soap. I used to see it in stores all the time with the regular bar soap and was supposed to be better for your face.

very much

I guess Mothers arn’t allowed to like cooking, cleaning, or skynet hiding robots anymore.

You can actually see how fed up G. Washington is with the current POTUS in that headliner picture. He ain’t got time for 45s shenanigans

if some jackass tried to pants me at school i would have buried those scissors so deep in them you’d see Merlin taking notes and kids lining up to try and pull them out and be crowned king of the school

sad people on the internet are sad that they cant do the sad thing to the other sad person on the internet and are now sad

If I have a kid any potential boyfriends/girlfriends will be required to try and catch a chicken in a muddy field before the first date.

He looks exactly like someone’d think would kick a swan in the face

Hey look, another example of White Privilege that I never considered before I started reading the root.

I really wanted some oatmeal one day, It took me an hour, AN HOUR, to clean the microwave to make it. I spent my lunch break cleaning while my cowokers would say things like “ its about time someone cleaned that”, “Good for you for cleaning that, I wouldn’t touch it < microwaves food in the other equally nasty ass…

Not only do I cook fish in the microwave at work, I don’t even eat it I just throw it in the trash. Then I go back to my desk and eat a ham sandwich.

Didn’t even know people cared this much about middle school.

balderdash, a strapless shirt no more implies bralessness then a strapped shirt implies bralessnesslessness.

I bought a Saab

I love my little bottomest of the line 2013 Fiesta S. its my little gocart. has trouble with hills, has manual everything ( transmission, windows, seats ). but the little dude gets 40 miles to the gallon and is the most hands off maintenance car I’ve ever had.

I never understood the disdain schools have for strapless shirts. is that tiny bit of a underage girls shoulder really that distracting and sexual to their teachers and the administration?