What about kids desert menus. sometimes I want a cone head.

Can someone explain the use of the high five emote in the title? Im not sure I understand its point?

Happened to me a few years back when I bought a budget charger replacement for a laptop, not sure if that caused the bloat but happened shortly after I started using it. Its also worth noting that after replacing the battery the charger got hot enough once to melt itself.

She gives a more detailed account of what happened on her blog https://silkandsass1776.wordpress.com/2018/02/27/the-fiasco-at-the-met/

Her blog states that the professor cleared it with the MET before hand that she would be in period attire for the tour

according to her blog, she and the professor running the tour cleared her coming in period attire with the MET before hand.

Have we stopped trying to force left handers to learn to write right handed? cause that shit happened to me and my whole world broke when someone pointed out I did everything left handed but write. Then when I tried writing left handed my writing improved so fucking much, which would have been nice because ever…

This looks like everything I want in a car, how many organs do I need to sell in order to get one?

This video always puts a smile on my soul

I have a similar problem with my iMac. It technically stays alseep. by that I mean the OS, the HD, and everything but the screen stays asleep however randomly the light for the screen turns on. the panel stays black but lights up ( if that makes any sense ) and because its a giant fricking screen in my bedroom lights…

You could bake your own bread, small recipies are about half a store bought loaf. Mine lasts a couple weeks in a bread box before it becomes stale ( and gets used as bread crumbs ). They even taste better when “revived” from frozen

I never in a million years would have thought “Long time no see” had a racist history

Movie tickets are like pokemon trainers, if you see eachother you have no choice but to engage

I can see Idris as Superman but I cant see him as clark. I just cant imagine that guy as a wall flower everyone ignores because hes so average he cant possible be a god like alien when he takes off his glasses.

I feel you, there is a love hate relationship with spam. But you don’t need to worry I was able to get myself to a better place and no longer qualify for food stamps so I can buy my can of misc pig meat with my hard earned money.

Oh man this guy made me feel so much better about every first date I’ve ever had.

Oh man, Beef WITH Juices. What a world we live in

Canned meat could mean Spam, a stable of lower middle class ( and lower ) white family diet when I was growing up.

I have dwarf hamsters at home and the thought of putting one of those little fluff balls in a toilet and flushing it is horrifying. This girl needs help

Step one don’t use zip ties. Zip ties are awful, you cant change things without replacing them, if you zip tie to hard and don’t notice the hard plastic will cut into the cables. Use these instead. They are dirt cheap, reusable, easy to change if you need to move things or add new cables.