sounds like a joint publicity stunt for Humvee and Activision

and yet not one complaint that all the yellow corn pops are dressed up as ninjas

This shit is why I don’t want to be an american anymore.

picture on the left looks like they cut his face off and rolled it flat

this is my fav use of this gif. congrats

also because its a personal check from trump and not some sort of federal gift ( judging from the look of the check ) I hope they realize they are going to get taxed on that money

I swear another article quoted him as using the “I’m not racist because I’m native american” logic but I cant find the article now ( was on another exgawker site )

by my math that means that the 100% pure blooded “Native American” in his ancestry was ~11 generations ago. if we assume a generation is roughly 25 years that means that his native american ancestor joined his family tree around 275 years ago in 1742. that clearly means he cannot be racist *massive fucking eye roll *

i bet they just microwave it

I say fail them for the year. fucks up their gpa, fucks up their parents plans for them, fucks up plans for college.

I would buy a Harley ( used not new cause I’m the poor ) if I could find a place that would teach me to ride that didn’t require me to take a weeks vacation because they only teach monday through friday for 8 hours a day each day 9-5

Gods below I don’t know how to process that.

wait what? someone murdered their children with an oven?

I only got to the obama is a MuslIm part, did the writer get more or less stupid,ignorant,racist after that? I’m assuming more.

As an adult who owns his own house, and car, and has a big adult job in an office and pays taxes and everything. I fucking love the Minions. I have figures of them all over my house, my office, I’m sure theres one floating around my car.

sometimes i feel slightly... I don’t think the right word is sad but lets go with sad that we aren’t in the distopian corporate run future of neon and VR Internet dreamed ( nightmared? ) of in cyperpunk books of the past. Then I read shit like this where police intervention is needed because someone didn’t get the…

I like how blocky and “ugly” it is. but will I have to get a second mortgage to buy one?

When I worked at a gas station I would get the wine ones ( the only ones we sold regularly enough to not be stale ) when I coudln’t afford a pack of cigs so at least one white person knows what they are. I second you in the statment that they smell like ass

Remember kids you only have the Freedom TO participate, not the Freedom to NOT Participate.

Nothing says “Trying to get woman into CS fields” like dressing them up like maids