Hey, Christianity had the crusades. Every religion has created death and suffering. Why single out Islam?

Too late bro we are enemies

I found it hard to get through

Wearing the pajamas is kind of a cute playing-house type thing on its own. I would have found it endearing sans dog shit and crystal bowl

The joke structure is impeccable

There's a song "Feat. Kyle" out now

I'm Mickey all the time but I'm an out of shape dude so it does not work

What's the spelling for dead ringer

Send self through mail would have made a great actual review

I rewatched it. We're right.

Graffiti on the Burrito restaurant says "CA"

Americans Legion Review

Suicide?

I think it was a beat longer than that, something like "review of killing a person, which led to me killing a person."

I missed that. Jesus, this was joke-packed

I'm okay with that not being the end all be all metric for his happiness

"It's freeeeeee" was a great Tina line delivery

I got bad news

I'm almost certain he said "wwww.craigslist.com".

Disagree. She was definitely meant to convey a sense of ownership of David's mind, and she did.