Then what were the previous 31 years of my life?

Yeah I can’t tell you how often i have been startled awake from a deep sleep, wondering out loud “how does Rob Schneider feel about this?”

It reminds me of Jonestown. It really, really does. Jim Jones was fucking baking his brain with drugs and was spiraling into madness and paranoia, and his hangers on just went on down that road with him. He couldn’t stand being told no. Couldn’t stand being questioned, or having to answer for the bad things he’d done.…

I think not only “how can this even be real” but “how do all these people decide to support him in these incoherencies, don’t ever speak out against the clear lunacy of any of it, and then go on to attempt to gaslight the listeners about all of it”.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

*Watersportsgate

Christ. The golden shower is relatively tame compared to the seriousness of the allegations in the report.

As much as I hate Trump, journalists and intelligence agents were correct in holding back on details they couldn’t confirm. The problem is that Comey didn’t take the same approach to Huma Abedin’s fucking laptop.

It is hard to remember these documents in context of their time, more than half of America HATED Ali in those days, and it got worse when he refused induction into the Army. We have the lens of history in our favor, in which Ali is largely thought of as a hero and great champion for people all over the World. My…

“He was so quiet and reserved.”

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

She was never that good of an MMA fighter. She had 1 big skill and no real coaching. As the level of athletes increased and people’s skill levels went up, she just stayed the same.

My take was more “if your entire worldview can be encapsulated in a single internet meme, maybe it’s time to start re-thinking a few things”.

And we have a winner!

Just to clarify: not all dumb people are Trump supporting, racist assholes, but all Trump supporting racist assholes are dumb.

As the Kinjas say, here, have all the stars.

Got an email from my mom this past weekend; can confirm.

Trump supporters are dumb, racist assholes. All of them.