I’m pressing F to pay my respects.

I guess you could say... Don’t cross the streams.

Nothing confirms my happiness of being in love with a sandwich than eating said delicious sandwich. Man, this sandwich is delicious.

nothing confirms my happiness D:

Funny, because nothing confirms my happiness of being in a stable, healthy, long term relationship like Dr Nerdlove’s columns.

Unfortunately they are legally obliged to shut the renegade servers down, so they will never find peace with them unless they officially endorse one.

More like:

Don't worry, Patrick. I sometimes star myself in Kinja.

I’m treating it with Molyneux gloves. Whenever something sounds amazing, just remember Molyneux.

I’m not an adult, I’m a child who’s levelled up.

Screw Bastion, the REAL crime is the absolute disdain PotG has for healers.

Yes, I zipped around the map with Mercy, healed five people at critical health in the middle of a firefight, healed a Mei straight through a Roadhog hookshot/shotgun (letting her turn around and murder him), then damage boosted Pharah 60 feet…

Krunkidile’s version is amazing and predicted the entire thing.

Do you think this means we’ll have a hard time Finding Dory?

I'm sure Woody Allen would have responded by asking "why not both".

There’s a hole in his head like a great black pit
and the virus of Umbrella inhabits it
and their morals aren’t worth what a zombie could spit
and it goes by the name of Raccoon City...

I’m compensated richly (itchy!)

Itchy!

None of this is as awe-inspiring as Asmodunk

I stopped playing right before the end. I couldn’t screw over the institute or the railroad. As someone had said before, in previous versions a choice like that was a little more white and black and could sometimes be done peacefully. I’m really looking forward to the DLC and hope there will be more to come since that…