You say it’s better to drive a slow car fast, then proceed to say imagine if you could add more power. WTF?

I had to read each paragraph multiple times to figure out what you are trying to say:

Hopefully they do a race in the karting arena there to confirm Captain Slow is slow.

It does say Wroughton on the sign next to the transformer...not that hard to locate

RJ De Vera playing the playstation...some people from MTV’s true life, I am a street racer where in it also - Greg Leone I think his name was