Single dad here who is fighting for child support. Call it single parents but I get your point.
And that liberal bias has facts....wait for it ;-)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Wilzig Check this guy out. He has his own race track.
I guess the penis mightier than the sword in this case (that’s all I got)
Room mate had a dog. I started using the blue tabs to keep the toilet clean and fresh. She freaked out and said that her dog drinks the toilet water. I said don’t let the dog drink the toilet water.
Actually met a great city cop the other evening. He works in the local schools and loves his job. I was really shocked he was a cop too because he was just so polite and friendly.
Looking at all the reasons why Seinfeld broke up with these women...I’m so glad it’s not just me who ends relationships like these...
Rudy’s last saving grace was the fall of the towers. Let’s not hope that something similar helps him out again.
I could be completely wrong but I think Robert Mueller:
It’s similar to all the people who “misplaced” their old hard drives...containing their bitcoin information.
I was going to say ...valerie plame...but she was CIA.
People have thought he was gay for decades. He’s straight and he’s probably sick and tired of people asking him if he’s gay.
Step 1 - buy plane ticket.
Did the bar get in trouble btw for the underage drinking?
How many people have been shot over sneakers? Just curious...
It literally never ends with this show.
Folks with mental illnesses should be encouraged to wear medical alert bracelets of some sort.
Years ago my match.com profile photo had me sitting down with my arms somehow folded and it gave the impression that I didn’t have hands.
It’s a sad day when we all think the cops planted the gun and we are 99% sure we are right because there’s a 99% chance the cops actually planted the gun.