@spiegel1: With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

i dont think these guys have a crew to spruce up the guests. jeff goldblum was as crazy looking as he acts. what a weird guy.

my sisters friend moved out to north texas and got themselves a home in one of these HOA places. he was pissed cause he couldnt hang his basketball goal. in the backyard i beleive. and they couldnt park their expedition out front just like this guy. they only allowed luxury models. so he went out and rebadged it as a…

@KAdams1476: its all about easy money and taking no risks.

@Jackie: ZOINKS!!!!!!!

wal-mart parking lot, ey...

@jalopnikfan: it was rabadged as the ford indigo concept...hahaaaa! i like that he is proud that he fooled people having a car show in a walmart parking lot!

@SantaRita: right. maybe if they made a movie about this incident starring mickey rourke

@DennyCraneDennyCraneDennyCrane: they should just capitalize on it, and make an o.j. edition

jalopnik is going nuts here. i dont ever really remember the ford explorer being the off road king. it has and always be the ultimate soccer mom vehicle.

@SantaRita: you mean "the boss" wouldnt be up to this?

@sir_pantsalot: my sister does that thing. where she doesnt ever coast even though you can obviously see a stop sign from 100 yards away.

i died going to 7-eleven which was a couple of a blocks away. my friend she is one of those that drives with her foot up on the dash. i never undertood that. first we leave the parking lot, running in front of a car. she yells at her. then she is in the turning lane to make a left. and decides to turn right at the…

good story. i like it. lets see what i can dig up from my junk drawer to start this ball rolling.

@Roverguy: he looks hispanic, doesnt know what insurance is.

i dont know if i would call the truck drivers dumb. they just gotta be where they gotta be on time.

POLITIKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

@Smitty: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ranwhenparked: wow. i bet he pays just the minimal. i cant see how anyone can do that. considering what has happened to this country lately i can see how this fits in perfectly.

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