This is my new favorite article simply because it epitomizes everything wrong with this family of sites.

Now there’s a case of actual modern fascism. Something for Americans to put into perspective.

Wouldn’t be a mass shooting without both political camps pointing fingers at each other with one screaming about “terrorists” and the other screaming “gun control”

It won’t do anything

They said that about Charlie Sheen and yet his shit-tastic show continued for another 3 seasons without him

tbf Wonder Woman’s roots come from a male BDSM artist who gave the character the weakness of “being tied up by any man” to justify all the bondage.

Burger King was always my favorite place when baked. So much of their menu is cater made for stoners

I groaned at the initial joke, but this redeemed it completely

I get the feeling you’re often a drag to be around.

We were talking as the overall target man; you’re talking penalties specifically. There’s your disconnect

white guy tired of divisive black media personality

they had a historically awful marriage. Constant infidelity by her; Constant domestic abuse by him. They never should have gotten together.

The joke is Hannah needed to meet a submission cutoff and this is the result

wtf I love annoying Rick and Morty fans now

Better article might be “which celebs actually run their own social media account(s)?”

You sure they’re not saying “it’s better than Resurrection”?

Aren’t they all dead though?

you must be fun at parties

The same Playboy of the past 3 years? His youngest sons have been in charge for quite awhile now, for better or worse

I thought the adaptation aspect was good, just wish it was scarier. Loud noises and shaky clowns are startling, not scary.