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Are they sparkly vampires?

As amusing as this is for us mortals, I'm sure God isn't impressed.

Yeah, same thing, but they added a back wheel. (Too hard with one wheel maybe?)

Great anime until they made it about the girls: AWESOME APPLICATION.

I miss my gamegear.

Warmer... warmer.... warmer... WARMER...

I hear the new $30 lightbulbs we're all required to have in our homes next year run about 40 years as well.

This thing has been around FOREVER. (And it didn't used to have that training wheel on it either.)

Too bad it's not in the states, could've gotten a lot more with the Litigious States of America.

This is strange. I always thought luxury cars were birthed.

Death by dubstep!

Very true! I have been a part of this experience!

This sponsor stuff is terrible. I just close the browser when it comes on, not worth the story.

Great way to stop your heart! This device was made by the Darwin Tech company.

I would think people would fight for fight's sake. Me? I would carry around a live chicken (or maybe a bat due to size), and if someone stopped me I'd bite it's head off. They'd think, "damn, he's crazy" and then leave me alone.

I saw a woman in a sex ed presentation fit one "normal" condom over a watermelon, so either it's for teeny dicks or maybe you should do a little more foreplay before trying to tackle the Sahara, son.

Pretty impressible vault for a recipe that's already out. Will they be collecting every webpage that posted it and put them in there?

I have an aged steak in Cali once, and I don't know if it was the food or the way it was prepared, but this was not good.

Yes, a glitch that was on both satellites in the same location. Hell I'd stay away from Earth if I were them. It's like watching Jerry Springer, but on a planetary scale.