No wonder LeBron got rid of Walton, he’s clearly a Kobe guy. 

I’m generally a “fan” of graphic videos, (don’t know how to phrase that without making myself sound really bad, but there it is), but this is as close to unwatchable as I’ve ever seen.

I’ve learned that there’s a wide disparity in the meaning of the words “graphic video.”  For anyone who hasn’t watched yet, this is towards the “I can’t eat lunch now” end of the spectrum.  How awful.  

All of you dumb-dumbs are missing the fact that Apple flat-out STOLE an iconic design when releasing the airpods.

Well, don’t leave us hanging! What did his beef with you turn out to be?

Over 18 years ago, I was in a store with my infant son strapped to my chest in a baby carrier. Nearby, a man was ABSOLUTELY PISSED at someone. Talking to himself, he was winding himself up to beat the crap out of this guy who’d done him wrong. I thought to myself, “I sure wouldn’t want to be the guy he’s pissed off…

Same here. Well, that and because I can’t sneeze anymore without wrenching my neck.

You know how you use something for years and years. And then find out you’ve been doing it wrong the entire time because of a random internet comment. That just happened. Literally had no idea that holding the back button on chrome dropped down a mini-history tab. It’s like when you spend 3 years dragging inventory…

I hate you for doing that to me.

The best thing about dialup internet was that there was almost always a LOT of ISP competition.

In my heart, Winamp still whips the llama’s ass. 

No kidding. Who else remembers paying $12.50 per hour for 1200 baud dial-up?

Every time I drive by their HQ in Seattle and wonder to myself  “how in the fuck are these clowns still in business?”

It could also have been caused by an imbalance of blinker fluid from one side of the car to the other.

As a Mustang owner, I’d like to take a moment to point out that both examples were Nissans.

The lot has every car you could need...as long as it’s gray.

I get a feeling he knew this, because its obvious, but wanted to get his humble brag in there. 

Damn tire pressure..

I immediately thought of KoЯn.