Well, don’t leave us hanging! What did his beef with you turn out to be?

Over 18 years ago, I was in a store with my infant son strapped to my chest in a baby carrier. Nearby, a man was ABSOLUTELY PISSED at someone. Talking to himself, he was winding himself up to beat the crap out of this guy who’d done him wrong. I thought to myself, “I sure wouldn’t want to be the guy he’s pissed off…

Same here. Well, that and because I can’t sneeze anymore without wrenching my neck.

It could also have been caused by an imbalance of blinker fluid from one side of the car to the other.

As a Mustang owner, I’d like to take a moment to point out that both examples were Nissans.

The lot has every car you could need...as long as it’s gray.

I get a feeling he knew this, because its obvious, but wanted to get his humble brag in there. 

Damn tire pressure..

I immediately thought of KoЯn.

I’m a little surprised a lawyer would take the case. That’s going to be an uncomfortable discovery when all the stuff we don’t know about comes to the surface. He has to know this is unwinnable, and if you set the bar at $100,000, any settlement would be for considerably less. Most lawyers are better at playing the…

IAL and I always tell people who ask me if they should file a lawsuit for something that if an attorney will take it on contingency, then they think you have a shot. If they charge you an hourly rate, then they don’t. My guess is this guy’s lawyer is being paid by the hour so he can be sure to get paid.

Well, he at least nominally participated in the sport he got into school based on. But cheating on the tests without even taking them first, I’m not sure how he could be unaware he didn’t earn those scores. 

Alternate headline: SAT Cheat Accidentally Admitted to Berkeley, School Responds Appropriately

I have the same reaction to “4 door coupe”

Legitimate question after reading this article and several others. All the articles indicate the students were “unaware their college admissions were premised on a bribe.” Okay, fine. But as a 17 or 18 year old, wouldn’t you be aware that it is unusual that someone is in the testing room with you giving you help and…

These “sales” are getting a bit silly. The basic model iPad has gone up and down on almost a weekly basis since Black Friday 2018. Just set the regular price at $249 and be done with it. Is it that important to scam another $80 off people who happen to buy an ipad on the wrong week?

These “sales” are getting a bit silly. The basic model iPad has gone up and down on almost a weekly basis since…

This must have been shot in secret by my wife, seeing that i don’t know of anyone else who still shoots stuff in portrait mode.

I know, what kind of bullshit form was that? That was the worst take down I’ve ever seen.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY