You may have missed where I qualified it to “judgy” millennials.

I’d be more outraged if I’d never masturbated to a cartoon character.

You definitely don’t want to listen to Orel Hershiser on Dodger broadcasts then.

“you don’t beat the shift by hitting around it or through it, you beat the shift by hitting over it.”

I’m so mad at myself for snickering at this comment.

Jesus Christ. In a week I went from completely forgetting Winslow exists, to thinking “haha breaking and entering a mobile home park” to “he’s a literal monster”.

The list is 60 percent German, and zero percent Japanese.

I’ve never seen a mid-cycle refresh that actively made the car look worse.

See? *THIS* is why I’m not buying my dream GT350 right now: They’re just gonna keep replacing it with a slightly better one each couple of years.

Yup. That’s the reason. Totally the only reason I don’t own a GT350.

For lack of a better word this episode was poetry.

‘Will Maeve live or die?’

I thought this episode was fucking phenomenal. I was completely engrossed in it the entire time. I feel like the last three episodes have just been superb storytelling.

“Basically, when people are around others who speak their native language or with their native accent, their own speech tends to follow. Conversely, when around people who don’t speak that way, many people tend to subconsciously alter their speech, losing some of their accent, idioms, etc.”

This is very true. My…

This is the most coherent analysis of Trump I have consumed in a very long time, maybe ever. The fact that it relates directly to sports is irrelevant. It is so hard to step back and look at this man and use any kind of logic and reason because he appears to be such an illogical moron. You get to the heart of the…

he gets absolute failure (which is why the USFL lost a massive court case and folded and everyone lost).

I don’t blame actors for badly written characters. Our culture is starting to blur our fictions and our realities, we imagine the actors are actually the people on screen because we want to believe these fictions are real.

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

who are the sartorial neophytes questioning them?

They’re turning to bus drivers now? Dang, the cancellation of the page program really HAS hit the Senators hard.

Survey says: “Not sober.”