It is a lot easier to dismiss all Trump voters as racist than it is to try and understand the perspective of others.

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

Lee is widely regarded to be an honorable man who was respected by both sides, and I don’t think he deserves condemnation.

If only there were a German word for taking joy in another’s misfortune....

Hard to believe because there’s so little to do in LA. You’d think people would be lining up to pay hundreds of dollars to watch an offense that resembles a greasy dog turd being slowly pushed out, a defense that is composed entirely of actual air, and a rookie quarterback with the skill set of Tim Couch. At least…

Maybe they will have a Focus on Fiesta when Probing a Fusion of an Expedition to an Escape with an Escort.

Offer car people want. Raise price so nobody wants it. Kill car due to lack of demand. Genius.

So we arrest a VW executive because a diesel engine emits a bit more pollution than is acceptable, but bankers who crashed the country and made off with billions after the 2008 crash walk free?

I’m liberal as hell and am mad at this bullshit. Do the wrong things in life and get what you want, at the expense of our taxes, that’s the lesson here. I need my state to rewrite its prison policy so that unless it’s life threatening, prisoners don’t get any surgery. There are so many law abiding people looking for…

We burned a fuck load of wood.

the children can be heard begging their dad to stop hitting his wife, saying, “Just stop, daddy. Just stop,” and “Daddy, why are you doing this?”

You realize Obama did the exact same thing, right? (No, you probably didn’t, did you?)

Many current ambassadors were donors to the Obama campaign.

As a programmer, I can state that the heat death of the universe will occur before we have a handheld device capable of properly spelling all African-American and White-Lacrossian first names.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

Stitching things together here, but this was a suit against the corporation, not a personal suit. As such, the damages would come from corporate coffers. The value of the whole business was apparently less than the judgment, so the whole business was awarded to her (possibly in a separate ruling). The cars were…

also, where are you going with that gun in your hand?