Just as a correction to this article, Polt is American. We adopted him. Go Captain America!

Nah, Tien’s a badass. Yamcha on the other hand...

For the love of God Nintendo! I want my Zelda game!

Looks like I’m going to be listening to Bill Simmons’ podcast this week. His tears are so tasty.

Fucking Murlocs

Looks like we all owe Hayes an apology.

Jesus Christ. Over a fender bender? Some people just do not deserve to live in civilized society. I hope for the best for his family.

That was a hell of a pass though

I hope that this is just a Tasteless joke. A handicap does not define you as a person, and only inspires people more through your accomplishments. You still have plenty to offer to the world.

Would this not result in the bat effectively becominging a flail and wrapping around the batter (who just swung it around his body)?

What a winner. He is saying all the right things and he is young enough that I believe him.

As a Packer fan, I still feel sick that I cheered for this guy. People like him deserve to be immediately executed, so the rest of us can get on with our lives.

This is terrible, but we have to have hope. Doctors are fallible and I am sure Mr. Sager will not stop fighting.

As a proud owner of a charizard card, I would love for him to set fire to a swimming pool full of them. That should drive the value of mine up a good bit.

I just bought my “premium” tickets to this and am extremely excited! I was so happy to hear it is being held in Seattle.

While I don’t think we should hand out death sentence for pointlessly killing a dog, it always made me think worse of a person than if they had just committed a murder.

This has nothing to do with ESPN or anything, I am just wondering if we can get rid of that God damn Miller Light ad on mobile. It takes up most of the screen and if your thumb goes anywhere near it when scrolling it pops open a new window. I have not had this big a problem with any of this site’s other ads before.

As a Wisconsin fan, I agree with this Scout’s comments.

Monty Williams is a much better man than I.

The first man for whom drugs and hookers SAVED his marriage