That fucking sucks. It is always the good ones too. Why can’t the wife beaters or rapists ever be the ones to die early?

Immediately comes up with obscure Celtics parallel. . .

Would not have even made the top 5 of stupid shit I did as a teen.

*hides detonator*

Have an old military buddy get hurt pretty bad in Iraq while I was living near DC. He was, of course, sent to Walter Reed and I went to see him often. He got box tickets to a Wizards game and brought me along (kind of weird they gave him sports tickets because he was blind due to his injuries at the time, though he…

Good move. See? The ref flinched, meaning he does not get a move this turn.

StarCraft 2: Legacy of the Void

At least 8 minutes if I remember 5th grade science class correctly.

You know what really sucks? I have never concidered the idea that he just stopped writing before, but, if I were him, that is exactly what I would do.

I refuse to believe that dude is the same species as me. That is an alien from an earth like world with lower gravity. He reminds me of how I pictured the “skinnies” from Starship Troopers.

Yeah, I remember when I got run over by a cement truck and suffered a hemroid

I would argue the guy ruining the joke would be far worse at parties.

Did you have to explain the joke? Subtlety was the point.

Whelp, let’s all pack it in. The internet already has its winner for the day.

I try to be honest with myself

An asshole ranting over something that makes no difference on the internet, of course. What does it look like?

Hey everyone! Look at this brilliant piece of comedy! You see, it is funny because the original poster said DON’T say “Too many cooks spoil the broth” but, in a moment of pure genius, our friend here said it anyway!! HOHOHOHO! What a laugh!

They are gonna have to deflate those footballs down to like 10 PSI now

Wouldn’t you Seattle fans like that to be the case!

Holy shit! Is 50% really the standard? I always just opened a tab and gave 20% (or 25 if I felt they were really good) and thought I was being generous.