That's my boyfriend's pet name for me! Was TLC giving me a shoutout? I'd be happy to go around with them all day long...

I know you're being rhetorical, but can I vote anyway? It's both! No matter how you dress, you're not going to avoid people projecting your sexuality and personality onto your clothes and self-presentation. So you might as well dress however the fuck you want to.

I have to say, if I had Rihanna's body, I would walk around naked ALL THE TIME! And I'd stand in front of the mirror everydsy for like an hour staring at my buttnaked hotness ...just sayin'

That feeling you get when Mom and Dad fight. BUT I LOVE YOU BOTH.

I mean, buy me a rohypnol-laced drink first, AMIRITE LAYDEEZ?

I was out at a bar with a group of my friends from work. One of the guys had some new hires form the 2nd store that I hadn't met yet with them. All was fine and dandy until we left for the second bar and one of these new guys grabbed my ass. I spun around and slapped him so fast and so hard I didn't even realize I'd…

This is an awesome story, except when I first read the headline I read "gopher" and imagined some lady scaring the crap out of an adorable pants-wearing Punxsutawney Phil. Poor bepantsed Punxsutawney Phil.

YES! does she offer classes in how to do the demon voice? I would pay!

It's her world, the rest of us are just visiting...