trump cares about no one. Not even his own family.

Amazon warehouse.

This does look cool, but... where is the color!

“You should feel incredibly proud of yourselves. That doesn’t mean you should rest on your laurels. Or your yannys.”

It makes a sort of sickening sense. She’s been told all her life that whats on TV is not real, therefor she considers all of the content she creates for youtube to be “not real”. Her brain is literally still forming and her concepts of reality are already very twisted.

Dumped for Ivanka...

Footage recently leaked of a teenage boy’s voice behind the camera feeding Lil Tay lines such as “Lil Tay got a hundred dollar on her wrist, you can’t tell me shit,” as Tay listens intently. In another, she cries out, “Mommy, stop, I was filming!”

Melania should take a page from trumps book and notify him over twitter that she is divorcing him and then go on a 6 hour twitter rant airing their dirty laundry. I can dream.

She’s hopefully divorcing an ass.

Probably group 1's house and they’re all playing Settlers of Catan when the delivery guy gets there. OoOoohh SpOoooOky!

I don’t know. I used to deliver pizza and went to some fucked up homes...

I picture Melania’s life to be a lot like Susan Alexander Kane’s life in Citizen Kane.

In SF a lyft line is cheaper than a bus ride and a bart ride.

Too lazy? You must not live in the city. A lot of neighborhoods you will never find a spot. Also, you still have to obey parking times and meters.

He looks like a Halloween mask.