A thousand times this right here. I have tried my hardest to understand what these’s guys actual position is. As far as I can tell Cliven Bundy believes that if the Federal government hands over its land to the States, then in turn the States will just give it to guys like him for free. We all know thats not what’s…

Except this time, when they point their gun at the Exxon-Mobil mercenaries protecting said corporate land, they will be shot dead instantly and no one will give a shit.

Heh.

Even if Billy wasn’t screaming in your face, it’s difficult to answer when you’re put on the spot like that. But it’s ok...he’s forgiven because when Key & Peele were on, they put on the some the most amazing sketches about being gay.

They’re being manipulated (moreso than in normal christianity,) so I do have some sympathy for them

Says Gronks biggest dick riding fan. Gtfoh

Hell yeah, Jason Wu better write a thank you note. Michelle literally made his career when she wore his dress to all of the inauguration balls (it was a truly fantastic dress).

Prosperity Gospel assholes are the worst. The. Worst.

Your post sounds like bullying to me. Why are you bullying Deadspin writers?

What will the letters to Melania be like?

Slightly OT, BUT I wonder about how the role of First Lady will degenerate over the next few years.

I’m not saying you can’t care, and I’m not saying that a quick 0-60 time isn’t a wonderful thing. I’m saying the current obsession that we’re seeing right now measuring 0-60 time down to the thousandth is stupid when you can’t easily take an 8-hour road trip in these cars yet. It’s a metric nearly nobody will actually…

You sound insane; you might want to check your meds. Just saying.

Wow. You’re kinda sensitive. Maybe we should get you a fainting couch.

As a person who spent a good percentage of his youth covered head to toe in A&F logos sometimes you just gotta accept that the kids are gonna do what they do.

Eh, nothing they say matters. They will all be confirmed, even if they are evil or incompetent (the only 2 choices for all of them, although some are both). Perry could sit there and sing country music tunes for the entire time and he would be confirmed. They are all either giving no answer, or answers they think…

Ha, well if you listen to it, rather than reading the transcript, it sure seems pretty gentle. She’s calm and kinda maternal sounding.

LOL. I bet that’s what you would’ve done. Huh, Tough Guy On the Internet?

In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:

The pizzagate is a little more nuanced than that. Hillary isn’t running the ring, the CIA is running the ring. Hillary is just a high level Illuminati high priestess with symptoms of kuru from all the Haitian children pizza she eats.