A silk scarf.

Under Anthony’s balls.

It was the frumpiest plainest thing she owns and her brief as outgoing First Lady is not to upstage the incoming one.

It was the frumpiest plainest thing she owns and her brief as outgoing First Lady is not to upstage the incoming one.

She’s still breathing so, no, it’s actually not enough Botox.

Why would she divorce him now? Get real.

So that Trump can keep his differently-abled son out of sight.

How do we deal with states where we don’t live but who’s representatives and senators will end up affecting us?

Oh, just ignore that cuck. He’s lashing out due to PTSD over his mother making him wait in the Misses section of the department store while she tried on clothes. He’s been angry ever since and we triggered him.

Sorry we triggered you. Do you need a Pamprin?

Oh, just ignore that cuck. He’s lashing out due to PTSD over his mother making him wait in the Misses section of the department store while she tried on clothes. He’s been angry ever since and we triggered him.

Of course not.

Okay.

Ima dress like a thot at a Drake concert and defy anyone to say SHIT about it.

I thought being an overweening asshole was over?

Why buy coffee when you can brew it at home?

He’s going to be working with Eric Holder on Republican gerrymandering and voter suppression!

Eh, he was pretty fly.

It’s part of the original Gucci design.

Ha Ha! Yes! Thank you for remembering that fuckery.