Surprised they didn’t make her their new Queen.

And after a strenuous SEXXXY session, into the Red Room of Pain comfy chair and Red Room of Pain lived-in cardigan for a nice cuppa and a biscuit.

I’m betting he’s one of those douches that’s CONSTANTLY bringing up his girlfriend/wife in conversation when he first meets a female co-worker or other woman. You know the type, making sure you know they’re TAKEN AND FAITHFUL so, back up slut! He’s tired of ladies always riding his jock! Give him some room to be a…

Looks like an emo boy in a dress.

Waiting for the rest of his costume and make-up, actually.

He looks RIDICULOUS.

Two years ago, around the time of the first Fifty Shades of Grey, this here site...

You’re implying or, really, just about explicitly saying, that spanking is sexual abuse.

And they’ll wear those to smugly act like, “Not my fault!”

And white conservatives will take this and twist it into a way of saying they’re not putting up with being blamed.

Ummm...I’m trying to figure out why you think I’ve ever beaten or sexually stimulated a child?

“Most people” aren’t sending in emails or video trying to get on this show so, I’m failing to see your point.

Becoming more insufferable and irritating than they already were?

“Artificially keeping them”?

That...was a thing of beauty.

Meanwhile, Will’s ex Kevin didn’t even show up to his reveal...

I prefer “Baby Killers”. But I’m old-fashioned.

I wish.

I don’t know what you’re into but, I don’t swing that way. Sorry, not sorry.

Good for you. Whatever gets you through the night.