The standing up straight thing is very real. My boobs are huge, and if I stand up straight, it looks like I’m thrusting them out. After being accused of showing off one too many times, it’s easier to slouch.

“Mariah is a bigger star than Kate Upton for sure”

but but but

To a woman, the “GoodFellas” are lowlifes. To guys, they’re hilarious, they’re heroes. They rule the roost.

I think this guy is saying that the mob is good? To me, it sounded like somebody didn’t “get” Goodfellas.

Holy shit, which way is that First Lady rotating? Eleanor Rooseveltwise or Nancy Reaganward?

“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

The university’s statement is important, his resignation is appropriate, and I wish my first thought hadn’t been about his nose hair.

Yez. Lindsey Graham should not be president but this doesn’t even rate as a reason why.

were those the chicks from Threes Company?

They sued over monkey bars?

Pretty much any award show ever.

With respect, you could have your eyes glued to home plate, but if you think you could dodge a bat flying at you at that speed, you are fucking kidding yourself.

It’s crazy when doubling the price of literally everything you sell while halving the quality doesn’t result in higher sales.

Yeah it’s called Entourage

Because there’s clearly no middle ground between teaching kids nothing about sex and taking them, without their parents’ consent, to a shop that prominently displayed “Cum Dumpsters 6” and “Barely Legal Back Door Gangbang Sluts”

I can’t think of any instance where my father would have justified taking me into the garage and cutting off my hair while filming it to post online. And I didn’t have like. ... a sitcom father. There were spankings, yellings, groundings, and many a corner checked for “where your nose was pressed” as well as a bevy of…

Or how betrayed she would feel that her own father, a person who is supposed to love and protect her, would become a bully too? She must have felt like absolutely no one would support and protect her. How terribly sad.

If she was being bullied at school, it makes it so much worse that her own father would do this to her. Did it never occur to him that those same bullies would see this and use it against her? WTF!