I think folks could have a lot of fun with Son of a Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield 

I have no suggestions, but this news makes me deliriously happy.

I’ma need a cover of “In A Big Country,” by Big Country. Criminally underrated song that any number of bands can make some quality hay with.

Anyone else amazed how he’s visually transitioned into Beethoven over the years?

...Good gravy, I’ve become my father.

Good for him. Every audience member who shouts out unprompted at a comedy gig is, at best, a child with no impulse control, and they need to remember they’re not just interrupting the performer, but everyone around them who paid to see the gig.

I feel like one of the biggest delineations between Gen X and subsequent generations is that Gen Xers hold no expectation that a corporation should reflect their values, or should even pretend to have values. I prefer my corporations soulless, thank you very much.

Your first paragraph needs about six rewrites

“Call me, Apple.”

I don’t even understand what you’re trying to say. They had some strike trouble and creative differences. So it got postponed.

It’s a song about, as our Britt Hayes put it, “a woman being held hostage by some guy who may or may not have drugged her adult beverage.”

Man-servant Hecubus already spoiled this book/movie for me many years ago.

As always when Rob Schneider comes up, I think of this wonderful Norm MacDonald bit

Her specific accusations are some of the nastier but (unfortunetly) they weren’t given proper credibility at the time, Fisher raising hell brought all that back to the forefront.

Meanwhile, David Spade is hanging out with Dana Carvey, doing a popular podcast and cashing those residual checks from his multiple hit sitcoms.

Quechua is an indigenous language widely spoken in Peru, Bolivia, Chile, and northern Argentina. “Jerky” — in the dried meat sense — also comes from Quechua “ch’arqui” and took more or less the same path.

Too crazy for Boystown, too much of a boy for Crazytown.

The word is “endear”, although “endure” probably applies correctly to anyone that has to sit through one of his “shows”.

This is the biggest apology Canadians have made about a celebrity since this happened: