Claire, I’m not not going to eat bacon if it’s in front of me. Is this opposite day? 

Just let Keaton be The Flash.  And the villain the Flash faces. And the sidekick. And the wise old person The Flash leans on for support.  What we all need is a multiplicity of Keatons.

Nope, I was just being an insensitive a-hole. Sorry. I respect his struggles and can’t imagine how awful it could be to not be able to be yourself. Sorry for being insensitive.  Just one thing, it's Colombia, not Columbia.

I see and I agree. I didn't want to sound insensitive, I guess I am a very bitter guys sometimes, but you are right, I shouldn't disregard other people's traumas. Sorry people like him have to deal with things like these that invalidates their identity, and sorry being insensitive.

If anyone is excited about this movie its because of Michael Keaton not Ezra Miller

Blah. Talking is a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” thing and you just can’t win. Some people will fill in the details if you don’t talk, and some people will say that denying something is strong evidence to the contrary.

Okay so I once went to a party where someone who worked at HBO was and explained what went down with these two so here we go. And I have zero idea if this is true. I also don’t know if there is information that contradicts this. This is just what I was told.

You missed our last Gen X meeting, we all agreed to keep quiet and not bring up Gen X too often so we can sit out the upcoming generations war.  

“When I left you, I was but a learner.  Now, I am the one that imparts information to others!”

I am a lifelong Star Wars fan, but I have never been able to get over how linguistically awkward the phrase “When I left you I was but a learner.” is. Sometimes I really think George Lucas has never conversed with actual humans. Like...the word “student” exists. “Learner” is clumsy as shit. 

Sara Ramirez is fantastic. Che is terrible. But nuMiranda is the absolute worst.

I feel very protective of Steve. Miranda treating him like shit was a big reason I hated the show. He’s the only good one of the lot! 

A very fair take especially considering that almost none of the Sex and the City characters are likable in the first place. 

Ooh, fun, lets come up with what jobs they would be! I feel like Jane’s ‘Bingley’ career choice would be ‘Art teacher at a nice prep school,’ with Lizzie bugging her to try to make it as an artist instead.

So, will Facebook ban users who message racist crap to strangers for life, or until they pass a community college sociology course?

I really like that P&P manages to be very romantic while also grappling with the practical realities that marriage is also a financial arrangement. And what that can mean to different people and different marriages. 

I have never understood some people’s extreme dislike for this guy. He had nothing to do with Family Guy turning into a pile of bigoted, unfunny dogshit.

There’s nothing wrong in learning your rights, even if you have nothing to hide, and particularly when it comes to the fact that the police may leverage the fact most people don’t know their rights to their advantage. Then there’s the fact that some cops also don’t know law very well and over exert their authority in…

Still sad the remake of The Dark Crystal got cancelled. It was really well done.

Farmer’s son goes to prison and cannot help plow the field before planting. Son writes to the father not to disturb the lower-forty because that’s where he hid the loot. Cops turn over the entire field searching and find nothing.