OF COURSE SHE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I’M SURPRISED TAY’S CATS AREN’T IN IT.

I do the same thing, Emmy. Clearly we are soulmates.

I mentioned to my co-workers that the show is fantastic and my manager said, “Oh, I would never watch that”. And I said why (in my head going I’M SHOCKED SHOCKED I SAY THAT YOUR RACIST SOUTH JERSEY ASS WOULDN’T WATCH IT) and she said it’s racist - why isn’t there a show called ‘White-ish’? I was like, “...EVERY show…

I’m sorry, there is a going to be a Point Break remake? Whyyyyyyyy

That second one, oh my god. *giggles*

I felt so much better about my life when I realized that wasn’t all her hair. I COVET her hair, it’s so beautiful.

They have definitely improved. I felt the same way and then two years I went in to get some camis for under a low-cut sweater and I left with $400 worth of stuff! I mostly wear their dresses now, especially since it’s getting hot and they create a great silhouette, at least for me. I’m an hourglass with slightly…

Oh, my god. I did the Dr. Natura cleanse about seven years ago, didn’t even make it through the full three months, and I still go at least twice a day. It permanently changed my colon.

Butt-Related Murder - the title of my new crime series.

Oh, my god! This ad and the bus ad actually made my jaw drop. So disgusting.

I don’t understand why its so hard to say, “Please hold the foam”. THAT’S IT. You don’t need to give a reason! Or if you must just say, “I don’t like it”. Everyone knows you are full of shit when you say you’re allergic to foam or crunchy or red or whatever. ARG.

(we call these kibble “Murphy’s share” after a doggie friend of his who died in an apartment fire four years ago)

Oh GOD, that was during my childhood and my Mom and I watched it together and cried.

This is me with my mom. She insists that vegan cupcakes taste the same as regular and THEY REALLY DON’T OKAY THEY ARE AWFUL.

I do - I call it “terror bubbles”.

THIS. I can’t stand him but his movies are good! GODDAMMIT CRUISE MAKE MOVIES THAT REFLECT YOUR BASIC SHITINESS AS A PERSON.

Oh, absolutely! And color is basically chemistry - anyone can do an overall single process color but learning how to create depth in color and correct color requires a lot of knowledge and practice.

My friends also benefit from my classes, lol. Yes, there is constantly education in this field - always new techniques, new products, a different method to try.

No, they would come in to apply for a job. And we would ask if they were licensed and in return we would get blank stares and “You have to be licensed?” in this shocked voice. I am totally fine with people asking about how one becomes a stylist, that’s cool, ask away, but its a little insulting (to me, at least) to…

7. Please don’t ask me, “Did you go to school for this this?”