I know you mean well, but what I was going through wasn't going to be fixed with a few seconds of smiling or laughing. I couldn't have "reasons to smile" because what I was experiencing wasn't a neat little list or a set of problems tidily put together. I couldn't go, "well this happened, so now I'm less depressed". I…

No you dick. Do 100 or you're an ugly, fat whore.

Why don't you drop and give me a 100 push-ups. You would look so much prettier with a little more bicep muscle. After all, you exist for decoration. Why aren't you putting more effort into being pleasing for me you bitter nad?

I know, right? There's this:

Last time this happened to me (a few weeks ago) I was getting onto an airplane and had some ancient man tell me to smile as I was shuffling my way down the aisle. I just said "NO." loudly and sternly. Airports are not happy places for me (or most people, I'm guessing) and I don't have the patience to put up with…

Keep on frowning, I say.

The frequency of women walking up to men and, randomly and without context, telling them to pay for things is truly one of the greatest cultural problems of our time.

Is it just me, or does Benjamin Franklin have a massive case of bitchy resting face going on here? He'd look better if he smiled.

the secret is: we don't really want you to. menfolk invented and perpetrate that as a way of demonstrating power over each other and over women. stop doing it and it won't be missed by anyone except those who have also bought into the patriarchal bullshit, and you don't want them anyhow.

The last time one did that to me, I snarled, "Would you say that to a guy walking by?" He hemmed and hawed a little and said, "No." I said, "Then don't fucking say it to a woman." He walked away at a brisk pace.

Hi, just breezing through here. Didn't read the article but wanted to comment on the picture. That woman would be so much prettier if she just smiled. Anyway, I'm heading to the gym now to hit on the women while they're trying to work out. I think I'm going to ask the hot blonde I have a crush on to smile for me…

First step of creating any successful documentary: renovate AirStream

TRANSLATION

"...and if we're not sharing it, why are we experiencing it?"

"And lo, she said unto her classmate Paul 'check yes if you like me, check no if you don't like me. My mom packed pizza lunchables, which I bestow upon you in my name. Take, eat, in remembrance of me'"

Because then Jesus would have had the dirty dirty sex, and that would ruin everything!

A speechwriter for Nixon who signed up *after* Watergate, no less.

I hate hate hate hate hate the "battle" talk around cancer.

Yeah, I remember the moment when it dawned on me that the real story of Lot was that he offered up his two young daughters to be raped by a frenzied mob and that this was why God decided he alone was moral enough to save. Then his wife looked back as the only home shed ever known was destroyed in fire and brimstone…