One time a dude was like, "Wanna see my dick?" and I was like "Yes, please" and I stood there waiting. And he eventually walked away. I'm not quite sure what I would have done if he had whipped it out. Probably laughed and made a joke.
"Ginny's got nice melons."
Honey Maid released a glorious response to homophobic idiots who didn't like the snack company's ads depicting gay…
I've seen some bad decisions but this is the borscht
Time for fucked up online dating/tattoo stories!!
You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to…
No way. His tattoos are cool. They even say so. Like how there's nothing classier than low-rise sweat pants with the word "CLASSY" written across the seat.
Bullshit. You said you don't like people who dress that way, and now you're saying you hang out with these same people who think are irresponsible sluts? You also said you choose your friends based on values. So are you a troll, a terrible frenemy or just a liar?
"'Yes, why aren't you married yet, Bridget?' sneered Woney (babytalk for Fiona, married to Jeremy's friend Cosmo) with a thin veneer of concern whilst stroking her pregnant stomach.
I luh you, Lindy! <3
Oh my bad, I must have been misled by "I don't like people who have lots of sexual partners".
The problem with your likes and dislikes is they are based on faulty premises and fallacious assumptions. Just because YOU see "promiscuity" (tangentially, I'm curious how you would even define promiscuity) as an irresponsible behavior doesn't mean it is.
I'm not judging, i made a statement based on facts. Nice try though
Every time you mansplain, the likelihood of your next boss being a woman goes up 20%.
I saw the headline for this story from my Facebook feed and was literally whispering "Please be Lindy, please be Lindy..." as I clicked it. I was not disappointed.
When a woman says she doesn't want kids, she really means I DON'T WANT DAMN KIDS.
Women who wear skirts are only doing so for easy access to the weapon strapped to her thigh next to her Secret Service badge. If she even thinks you saw it, she is obligated to kill you.
The excuse of "in the old days, we did stupid shit" is a horrible excuse. I guess he's gotta cling to whatever he can since his old world is slipping away from him.
If your line-up can't handle a couple games without a key player, you probably have bigger problems to address.