But...by definition, police are supposed to protect and serve. What you call "good cop" stories are SUPPOSED to be the norm, because that is a police officer's goddamn job. Jezebel reports on stories like this because they're NEWS. A police officer that does something heartwarming beyond the call of her/his job is…

"Since you like opening doors so much" - I thoroughly lost it. I may have to steal this point for future reference.

I actually like these kinds of lists a lot. They give me a handy guide into how not to raise my two sons and are very good for showing my daughter to stay away from any man who thinks like this.

I literally said to Mr Chitlins, "if guys are up for anything, would you try pegging?" Sir Chitlins is extremely ignorant about certain sex things and he gave me a confused look. I told him what it was and he looked like he'd seen hell and said "oh no! That sounds sore!" He's never asked me for anal as he thinks it's…

I've always wanted a boyfriend I could <i>parade around</i> - I imagine decorating him with crepe paper and flowers, so he's the prettiest float EVER!

I read these to my husband and he just said, "Who is this, a serial killer?"

Mhm. And you know what's ironic? You can do all 50 and then some, but if he's a man child or frat boy it won't keep him anyway.

My response, when I saw this on a friend's FB feed yesterday with his line "pretty accurate," was "Start every sentence with 'You know you're banging a narcissist when he thinks...' and sort it out from there." My addition actually does make that list pretty darn useful!

First University of I Pulled This Number Out Of My Ass is very prestigious. I have masters from there in It's Science (Not Actually Science)

"31. He Wants You To Be His Muse

Can someone tell me why it's so important to keep a controlling, sexist, unsupportive, selfish man in your life? It's really not the most critical thing in life and, in fact, only makes life more miserable.

My fiance owns a food truck, with food made from scratch, by hand, not your typical roach coach, and let me tell you, there is deep psychology to the line waiting. People will wait an actual hour, happily, to order their food, because, hey, the long line must mean it's great, but the second they place their order,…

I am a man, and I'm very insulted by this list.

It's from a Wall Street website and it's target audience is insecure overgrown man boy ex frat member date rapey douchebags. The author - who apparently is one of those - thinks every other man is as big of an asshole as he is.

Now, even in the narrow world of finance,…

I love that it's mostly a long list of all these things you're supposed to do for him yet #49 is "You're Not His Mother." I'll go live in a cave in on a remote mountaintop if my son ever grows up to be that lame.

A man is a partner. What this post should have been called is how to keep a frat boy, boy, or man child.

If they're making it fresh, 15 min isn't long. She may have ordered a well-done burger, directly after the last already-prepared burger was sold.

My guess is a donor/constituent of Senator Ross is going through a divorce and was ranting about how "there ought to be a law against her bringing boyfriends over to the house that I pay for and parading him around in front of my kids."

Women with small breast can have saggy tits. If you get pregnant, there is good chance, regardless of your breast size, that you will have saggy tits. Guess what? Having saggy tits isn't the end of the world. I have saggy tits and world has not yet fallen off its axis.

My advice for number one: Just respond with "I guess I'm just not as insecure as you are."

15 minutes IS a long time in a situation like that, but what it isn't is an hour.