I slept with my husband the first date. We were both horny and I got some. Big fucking whoop! He liked that I went for what I wanted and really wanted to pursue me, this bold woman that was not afraid of desire.

I know exactly what you mean. Orgasms are so 2010. Chastity's all the rage now!

Okay, so I did actually work with a large number of dudes who included me in their guy discussions. And several of them admitted that they would not call or go out with a woman that had slept with them on the first date.

I had sex with my husband a few hours after meeting him. What can I say, sometimes I know exactly what I want, and I go after it! We like to think that our swimsuit areas (and our hearts) knew it was for real immediately, and didn't want to waste any time getting down to business.

I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK FIRST, MOM!!!

Yeah, I'm one of those. 7 and something years, engaged, got together in a really messy way.

I like hearing stories from people who have long term relationships with someone they had a one night stand with. It gives me hope that I'll meet a guy who doesn't hold such a ridiculous double standard.

Tacky are the people who judge others sex lives.

My wife slept with me on our 2nd date and confessed that she was very tempted to on the first date but held back.

I just made a Bloody Mary with Sriracha and BASIL, you guys. Let's do this. Get on with your bad selves.

I had an ex-boyfriend who thought that tampoon sizes were made for different size vajays. "But honey, do you really need a super-sized tampoon? You're not THAT big."

Okay well... teach them about menstruation if you must. But don't you DARE tell them what goes on in the girls' bathroom. If they find out about the cotton candy machines, they will whine *SO* much....

Do the slutty crime of wearing a skirt and you pay the slutty time of getting your cooter snapped by an iPhone, SLUTS.

MY FELLOW MASSHOLES: PLEASE WRITE TO YOUR STATE LEGISLATORS TO GET ON THIS. THANK YOU.

If men regularly wore skirts, you think this ruling would be the same?

Regardless of what size his eyes are, I bet Koji Uehara doesn't have any trouble seeing his ALCS MVP trophy or his World Series ring. #suckitracists

A woman who couldn't finish her own job lecturing about leadership?

What horrible things did Arizona ever do to deserve her?

Susan, 1955 called and it would like all of its tired, worn-out bullshit back.

Honestly? I want to see you be brave...by using Windows 8.