I wanted a lot of kids too, but zero population growth and all that. Solution: I adopted a sibling group. They were all past "adoptable" age (over 3), and now I have a massive family of 3 kids. I sure hope their bio mom is done breeding, but I agreed to be notified if she does it again, as she won't keep custody, so…

I totally read that as "discuss the disappearance of the hymen." :/

I was corn- fused.

Maybe it's because even with 1 1/2 incomes, it's still too expensive to have kids.

Why is Suzanne Venker going on Fox News when she should be at home making her husband a sandwich?

I could care less about intensive purposes

Better or worse than "intensive purposes"?

supposebly

Yay! People are finally realizing that soda is poison in a can, and that anything with the word 'diet' is toxic. Yes, we live in a society of contradictions.

A favorite of mine from NatalieDee.com:

I'm sorry, diet soda execs. I did my best.

Is that she's grumpy because of the wedding industrial complex or is it that she's grumpy in the picture because she's not engaged and/or being invited to a party that celebrates engagements might be annoying because she wasn't? The answer of course is that we don't 100% know. I would just be careful to project…

Poor girlfriend is probably thinking, "Just as I'm making headway in paying down my student loans, now I'll be expected to buy stupid ugly bridesmaid dresses, shoes, shower and wedding gifts, and probably travel costs to at least one fucking destination wedding. Not enough sauvignon blanc in the world to get through…

The worst part about engagement season are all the men that are coerced into buying rings because if not their precious girlfriends will leave them for someone who isn't afraid to buy diamonds. Hence our wonderful divorce rate.

He's a teenager and in most black communities he would be referred to as a boy still. I'm black myself and grew up in a Southern majority black neighborhood, so don't try pull that false race concern stuff that is so common on the web.

Well, tenure as one of Washington's oldest two-bit hacks has its perks, I guess. Let's not forget his greatest hit:

Even when playing a creepy-ass middle aged fangirl, Paul Rudd remains the hottest and most endearing man on the planet.

RuddDirection4Lyf

Are you single? 'Cause that was awesome. Have this :

Grown as in adult, mature, older. It has nothing to do with 'real women' which implies that thinner women are somehow un-real. They're critiquing the photoshop that removed the signs of aging.

Um, body shaming? Did you read the article?

at 44, she's still amazingly gorgeous.