Hold your camera sideways! Thank you.

Oh please, since when has the truth ever meant anything to these jackasses?

You can't reason with a drug addict. There's nothing wrong with having faith in a person, but you know now he's an addict and you're done with him. Keep moving forward. And if you care about him, don't trust him again until he keeps his promise about rehab, and even then after he's been clean for at least one year.

Talk to a therapist.

Congratulations. My biggest mistake in life was to spend too much time with the wrong person. It is scary, and lonely. But also liberating. And fun.

I love Attitudes and Feelings, Both Ridiculous and Sometimes Unintelligible. Also, Korean fried chicken is the bomb.

Except he gets a gig on The View. Can we just have Mario Cantone on every day?

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My husband and I had first-date sex. He then told me that he loved me. Two giant no-nos! You have to go with your gut, not with the prevailing wisdom. I mean "wisdom."

We should teach all kids everything, starting as soon as they can speak and age-appropriately. This is all completely natural and human, for god's sake.

Yes! No reason for us to be here. None at all.

I'm on it! Thanks.

I get it at Whole Foods.

I also started using hormone cream (phytoestrogen) and that helped with dizziness. Again, this is what worked for me, and so easy, I would try that before anything more extreme.

Athletes. They learn early on that they don't have to follow the rules.

This might be too simple, but when this happened to me I gave up caffeine. It worked!

I love Attachments the most (technically not YA, still great).

Agreed, I read a bunch of YA last year that I really loved. Yay Rainbow Rowell!

"a fake anchor if there ever was one"... probably the first time he got anything right.

Women are routinely told to scream loudly if they are being assaulted or even threatened.