You are a genius!

Sounds like my mother. We always had an ugly fake tree for the exact same reason.

Well, it is all about you. Thanks for your input.

She's not "hot enough", therefore she shouldn't exist, or at least ever be on tv. Meanwhile we are constantly getting Guy Fieri shoved down our throats. Which is it, guys? Hot or not?

May we just start ignoring please? Her and Fox news?

Yes! You are correct. But mostly these people are BORING!

While we're on the subject, "Flare" magazine, not "Flair"? Anyone know why? Is it a magazine dedicated to flared jeans?

It's also amazing to me that they all seem to know exactly what she is thinking. Maybe they should call Montel, I heard he's in need of a new psychic.

Not a funeral. Memorial service. There is a difference.

I don't get the super-tall thing. Guys I dated in my younger days tended to be much taller. I didn't like it. I prefer closer to my own size. Everything lines up! My husband is 5'9", still a little tall for my 5'6" self (I guess I'll deal though).

Will you all marry me? And while we're at it, can we discuss disappearance of the hyphen?

This is one of my favorite things to watch, all of the Fox people ganging up on each other. Because they are always right. And they know better than you. And it's their way or the highway. And the white men always know best (or the white women who speak for them, anyway).

Thanks!

"You have to do what I did! Otherwise how will I know I did the right thing?"

I laughed even though I'm one of those who won't touch this stuff. I don't eat "food" with warning labels!

I still have a bottle of Fracas from a long time ago. Chloé, anyone? I loved that too. So sweet! Never wear them any more.

Why are these two constantly shoved down our throats? Just curious. This is not a big soccer country, and the Spice Girls have been a non-factor for what — 20 years?

Power trip. He just liked to see how much he could influence your emotions. Again, I speak from experience. Ultimately you'll end up feeling so sorry for him (but not enough to go back to him!) Because everything in this kind of person's life is always about him.

Congratulations. I had one of those icy types, he'd go days without talking to me. It's true what others have said, there's nothing like the euphoria when the switch turns off and you feel free to get rid of him. The best thing to do is get outside of yourself. I started talking to almost everyone I came in contact…

Ugh. Enough about this idiot. Who cares? Make it stop, Jezebel.