from the styling choices, 2001-era Shakira waits in a car while Coolio gets robbed by a girl group in an abandoned motel?

Like, Literally... What did I just watch?

to everyone i know:

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

Getting to the end of that first item like

By Peter Gallagher’s mighty eyebrows, Christmukkah has come early!

After this news and all the other news of the day, we need the world to have a ship named Boaty McBoatface. We deserve that.

Malfunctioning Can of Axe Body Spray

I had very mixed feelings but mostly *ugh*

True story: One time I asked my husband to pick up tampons for me on his way home from work. He went to the grocery store instead of Target so that he could also get me cake and PMS tea. The guy in line behind him said something along the lines of, “Wow, you’re a really good guy for getting all that period stuff for…

I once dated a guy where my period came mid-coitus during the first time we had sex. I was so embarrassed (I was young) I ran to the bathroom. When I came back he was gone...I was freaking out for 5 minutes when he came in the room and had brought me back tampons. No big deal. We’re married now. Moral of the story:…

I rip off a piece of the box and say, “Get me more of these.” He can’t get my takeout order right a lot of the time, but he always comes back with the correct feminine hygiene products.

Edited to add: Oh, one time Target was out of my brand so he called from the aisle to ask if “super absorbency” and “ultra absorbency”…

Seriously. I am in horrible pain for the duration on my period so like, if I NEED some goddamn tampons, either I am going to murder everyone I see in public and cry while doing it, or my goddamn loving partner will do it. OR ELSE.

Where’s the 4th Horseman?

Maybe she’s born with it...
Maybe it’s the Consumption...

twins twins twins twins

K.Biebs of course.

“I don’t want her to grow up in a world where she is made to feel less-than for embracing everything it means to be a woman.”

It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!