Sorry. I’m not yelling at you in particular, just at the universe.

BONE BROTH IS JUST THE SAME THING AS STOCK WHY DID PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT TERM WHEN WE ALREADY HAVE A WORD FOR IT

I would totally do a soup only diet if my family wouldn’t revolt over it - but only because I freaking love soup.

You know what? That is exactly the kind of thing that is bad for our society. All he said was “Hello” and the woman felt threatened? That is simply awful.

Didn’t you hear? Jez is now only for pop culture and celeb news now!

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

Worst of all? This was the text:

He is bad hair.

Whoa, Millihelen and Kitchenette? Aren’t they really popular?

I feel like I have to tell everyone: the best parent is not a working parent, or a stay at home parent, it’s a HAPPY parent. Your kid doesn’t want to be around you if you’re miserable, and if you have a choice between staying home and going back to work, do what will make you happy. There are many benefits to kids…

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

how has no one posted this yet i am very disappointed in all of you

They try to trump each other.

So my hot-take on this: this is the beginning of the end for Trump as a GOP nominee, he continues to slip in the polls, Carson over takes him. Whether Carson ultimately get the nomination is besides the point, the point is, Trump gets unseated in this race. HOWEVER, rather than give up, in true Trump fashion, he…

It was like he was filibustering rational thinking.

He’s what Frodo would look like if he left The Shire and moved to L.A.

I heard he gives good chin.

I used to read this when my parents forced me to go to church, knowing I was an atheist. Bonus: it looks like a bible!

So this weekend was my mates 30th Birthday, and I was tasked with cake making. So I made this. Goddamn if it wasn’t good cake, because I used my mums recipe. The 2.25 kg of buttercream icing also helped. the sand was a mix of crushed biscuits, brown sugar and Popping candy and Terry the turtle was moulded from rice…

say all you want, we all know this is the best ring: