Soup Nazi...Meet Grammar Nazi:

No, no, no.... It’s John Voit.......... It was John Voit’s car...... (Only Seinfeld people will get this)

We’ve been picking the correct answer for years now. It’s simply: get very drunk on Sunday.

+1 balm

Lifelong Steeler fan here: There are things bigger than football. This is a troubled kid struggling with serious issues, and his professional career might be over. He’s not a party animal—he’s struggling with mental illness. Let’s keep some perspective: it’s a dark day, for him, a lot more than for us slobs in Steeler…

You sound like you could really use some drugs, man.

You are allowed to post your opinion but we are also allowed to post our opinions of how stupid your opinion is.

The Ghost of Antonin Scalia, ladies and gentlemen!

So, someone with “party” in their burner name is getting all self-righteous. How do you define this use of party as a verb? Hide and seek? Pin the tail on the donkey? Yet football players can’t behave similarly because they’re paid really well. How many Bills fans have issues with substance abuse? Do you want them…

“Ya, I was thinking a little more F-22 strategic fighter grey. This swatch is a bit too F-16 ”.

Truth. The crystal ones are pretty dope.

Is he going to let you have sip?

$20 is $20.

Sanka, ya dead?

So, a Ferrari with a manual 'box was sold at auction. Who'd they get to drive it home? A Porsche owner?

I’m not a Honda Engineer, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

Countdown to a video of two people having sex in a snowbank while wearing only Buffalo Bills jerseys in 3..2...

Ayyy Buzz Killington what’s up? Knew it was only a matter of time before you showed up here. I wonder what you’re like at parties, do you warn people of alcohol poisoning as they drink?

Plus the traffic jams you get into when you're out with friends are pretty bloody entertaining...

More than anything else the actual purchase of the 550 Maranello was completely different compared to other cars because of how long it took. After short listing a dozen cars, and going to see them I narrowed it down to five and had them all inspected by my Ferrari mechanic, that in itself was the work of two and a…