Ugh you really are the worst.

How to enjoy coffee when its hot outside: put ice in it.

To everyone that thought this was real, repeat after me: I am sofa king we Todd did

Having a car in the city is the only thing thats kept me sane through my 20s

There is no strip club in the country that is $200 a dance. Check your math bro

Shit. This is where i got my last benz

Email. Hogan@gawker.com to settle the ad issue

Yep i do it once a week but $20 plus tip every time, those prices are insane

Smart. I rarely drive but if I had to use mine as a daily driver, the gas bill would be painful.

Thats insane i pay $20 for a full service wash in NYC

Your username is perfect

**the more you knowwww**

Chav?

Glad you got the joke. Really thought you might miss it there for a second

I mean realistically lets say he does 80 colums a year. Thats only $80,000 for driving an immense amount of traffic to the site. Seems low to me

I always thought of it being a “you’re retarded” equivalent. Never had any racial tinge for me. But i grew up in NJ so could be a location thing

Has porsche. Says he has porsche because its relevant to the conversation. Automatically an asshole. Makes sense......

Definitely. Had a 911 and everyone loved it. Now i have a G wagon and i get the dirtiest looks imaginable. (Im also young so im sure that doesnt help)

Thank you

Say it with me: North. Carolina!