What are the odds of BOTH parents dying at once? Even if something that awful DID happen, you’d have the perfect sitcom pitch. “What happens when two selfish MILLENIALS have to care for seven grief-stricken orphans? HILARITY! That’s what.”

Wait, is that... Steve Holt?

By saying Cuban declined to comment “on the record”, I am going to assume he admitted OFF THE RECORD that this theory is 100% true. Its the internet, I do what I want.

Counterpoint: Cuban is awesome and exactly what most of us would be like if we came in to hundreds of millions of dollars.

Dumb and Dumber always brings me back to my adolescence.

Except Ferrari guy. In the midst of all this evil-minded douchebaggery, Ferrari guy seems cheerful and benign.

Strong.

That’s not a bunt home run. This is a bunt home run.

Cast iron isn’t particularly good wok choice.

Cast iron isn’t particularly good wok choice.

Easy there Nostradamus. Two out of those three teams have already won that game and the Raiders have won it three times - including beating the Eagles in SB 15. And we’re all still here. Google is your friend.

“Soon?” You don’t watch much football, do you?

If you want to marinade but also get a nice crust, just make sure to completely dry off the steak prior to grilling. The only thing that inhibits crust formation is excess moisture.

Nothing’s as bad as their actual name, Under Armour. Fuck that’s stupid.

Racecase???

The Global median is 65%, that is 65% of the world view the U.S. favorably.

So, you mock us for regurgitating things we read, but then you drop a non-supported stat, and claim to be from a country that you can not confirm.

Another username from this same “Canadian” Russian? Sheesh, do you Putinists ever give up?

Canada... right.

You’re absolutely correct that the majority of the world hates the U.S. I read it in a North Korean newspaper.