Longer when compared with simply putting garbage in the garbage can!

"So... you never looked in the box?"

By "preserve" you mean turn a unique ballpark into a garish monstrosity while leaving it in such bad condition that there's a non-zero chance that the Cubs will have to play games in U.S. Cellular Field this summer, in service of making slightly more money for some wealthy douche-bro family.

Delicious words.

In the replay, it seemed clear that Pennetta wasn't even aware of the official until after muffing the shot. Did she protest the point?

So, yesterday you wrote:

You asked 14 retired NFL players if they would do it again and you didn't pass on any of their answers. That's real helpful.

A guy like Sherman doesn't seem to be interested in silencing himself, so that's good. Hopefully he stays with it after his career is over, as he looks to be a great candidate to advocate for reform. And a name with enough profile for others to rally around.

Unfortunately, I think that's why the "thug" label has been slapped on him and reiterated so profusely. If the media tells America he's a thug, then they won't actually listen to what he has to say. ESPN, CBS, etc. benefit as much from the false amateurism of the NCAA, so they're fighting tooth and nail with Emmert…

When he's found guilty in the court of law.

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

I can change my opinion about Kyrie, @BillSimmons. Please start taking my calls, House and JBug are starting to get worried

Ugh, Columbia. What a bunch of Cocks.

That's how I ended up in Chicago after a kick-ass career in NY, too. Except instead of Orbitz it was my HR department, and instead of cheap flights it was a 20% raise, better title, better hours, less stress, and 40% cheaper price per sq ft.

The email of the week sounds like it was written by Brian Williams.

Ed, wherever you are - that was the best Funbag email I have ever read.

Crimea river

I might argue saying Urquell is "good", by Czech standards. It's just too sweet.

I fully support this idea.

foul gawker magic doesnt work on jalopnik.