12" or GTFO

12" or GTFO

because fiction

le mas in the redneck pool

Knuckling the Shitpool
The Unauthorized Biography of Mark Spitz

could you put me in touch with that cabbie? my mattress is fucking garbage.

I think that's the first time I responded to something online by saying "oh shit" out loud.

Dee took it

As a Jew, let me just say that no Gentile has ever correctly (or incorrectly, for that matter) used the term "nebbish."

No way you're not a M.O.T. T.

Looking at that chart - What the hell happened in the mid '70s that resulted in a significantly lower successful PAT rate for the following few years?

Daisy Cutter
Zombie Dust
Alpha King

Sigh...you shoulda sent this to Bunny Colvin's kids.

mom?

You're crazy. If it's between dolsot bibimbap and X, always take dolsot bibimbap, regardless of what X is.

nothing wrong with the dry ingredients - the spices are mostly dill, onion, parsley, garlic. It's the slathering-in-cream/mayo that's the killer.

Remind me again why Deadspin offered him a job when the shit hit the fan over his Goodell comments?

i thought he was snapping aggressively

i'm really happy i live in seattle

the answers to questions 1-3: someone I really want to hang out with

i think you'd need a coke-nail for that to even be a remote possibility.

Cmon, Shep. I have faith. Any deals on high-capacity USB chargers with a 12V output option?

Cmon, Shep. I have faith. Any deals on high-capacity USB chargers with a 12V output option?