Diana, just stop it. Let Deadspin be Deadspin, and Gawker be Gawker. No need to draw Deadspin down to the bottom of the barrel. There's nothing here. The mere reporting of non-events like this is chock full of innuendo and unfounded implication. Once you find something, preach it. Until then, just stop it.

Um, ok.

Boozer's face at the end is priceless

t-minus 3...2...1... until the NFL promotes "The Sympathy Foundation," a side-project of The Human Fund.

Amen. Easily my favorite EMOTW I can remember.

"What did I do wrong? Is she mad at me? Maybe I shouldn't have busted out that syrup bottle."
Could've been worse. Could've been "What did I do wrong? Is she mad at me? Maybe I shouldn't have busted in that syrup bottle."

Agreed. You'll be inhaling burnt plastic and aluminum with each hit. That's not to say I didn't do that from age 13-18...but buy a damn pipe instead.

I'm sorry for the people that have to personally interact with you.

As long as your paycheck says "Gawker" on it, you've got zero right to call anyone else rude.

At 900K, it's almost meaningless to him. But I wholeheartedly agree with you that if some fools want to part themselves from their money, let 'em.

Gotta be Bill Clinton. He's known for his photographic memory of everyone he meets.

"Cold Dong" sounds like a Szechuan starter dish of buckwheat noodles with peanut sauce.

To be fair, this is Zoey Cross:

he immediately changed his mind upon reviewing the clip

That's like trying to fight a mirror, realizing it's a mirror, then trying to fight it over and over and over.

This is some quality Lebowski prequel material.

Stealing is wrong. You gave back what wasn't rightfully yours. Good on you.

Naw, Gawker just rode the coattails of others on Cosby.

Have you no shame, Frank Black/Francis? Ughhh...

And I don't think that was a child, but a grown woman.