It works on my big, fat ex-boss. He goes to Costco only to eat the free samples and then buys stuff.

Windows 7 is the new XP and if Microsoft wants those people to update, this release better be eye candy.

Paper towel? Cheese and paper towels stick to each other. What about wax paper? That's what it's for.

Ummm, absorbent materials and food contamination don't go well together.

I just spray my clothes with a water bottle and throw them in the dryer for 3 minutes.

Because plastic string doesn't melt into your food in the oven.

Take the first number in the amount of the bill and double it. That's your tip. 20%.

Take the first number in the amount of the bill and double it. That's your tip. 20%.

At first I thought that was Justin Bieber.

Good God. It's not the flake size, it's the size of the bowl you pour it in.

I see she's upgraded her skank factor again. No conscience whatsoever.

You can't see germs, so most people aren't going to change the socks.

Or you could just soak it in hot water.

I think I've watched this 2 dozen times in the past 2 days.

Commented on the title. Intelligent!

I have a 2007 Aluminum iMac that has the same image retention problem and backlight bleeding. Does Apple have a QA department? They must not because for the life of me, I absolutely can't fucking understand how anyone at Apple can do their work on these LED screens and think "Hmmmm, that's ok I guess."

GODDAMNIT! Abort.

I have no respect for people that purposely fuck with their own lives, but it should be awesome to watch.

Ummmm, 6 ft. tall with a 5 ft. penis?

BriGuy69.