It works on my big, fat ex-boss. He goes to Costco only to eat the free samples and then buys stuff.

Windows 7 is the new XP and if Microsoft wants those people to update, this release better be eye candy.

Paper towel? Cheese and paper towels stick to each other. What about wax paper? That's what it's for.

Ummm, absorbent materials and food contamination don't go well together.

I just spray my clothes with a water bottle and throw them in the dryer for 3 minutes.

Because plastic string doesn't melt into your food in the oven.

Take the first number in the amount of the bill and double it. That's your tip. 20%.

Take the first number in the amount of the bill and double it. That's your tip. 20%.

Just another step closer to Robocop.

It's tomato red. A slightly orangey red.

At first I thought that was Justin Bieber.

Good God. It's not the flake size, it's the size of the bowl you pour it in.

Had they rolled it out maybe those crappy computers would have been upgraded.

I see she's upgraded her skank factor again. No conscience whatsoever.

You can't see germs, so most people aren't going to change the socks.

You get old. There's no stopping it and there's nothing you can do about it. The sooner you accept it, the sooner you can start being happy.

Or you could just soak it in hot water.

I think I've watched this 2 dozen times in the past 2 days.

Commented on the title. Intelligent!