It looks like Windows 7 puked it's dying guts out into the phone.

Just for some perspective. The normal high for Dallas this time of year is 69. It was 82 in Chicago yesterday and will be 85 on Monday. Chicago's normal high is 48.

Someone please make sure they get this. Thanks.

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I'll have 2 whole chickens and some dry white toast.

We are all aliens.

I have a towel under my bed that should be able to stand on its own by now.

"I'm so hungry I could eat a wagon wheel!"

So you never actually used it but it's complete garbage? How does that opinion happen? That's like writing a review of a restaurant you have never eaten in.

The Parrot Asteroid. A perfect example of a half-assed idea from a great company.

There are companies in the U.S. that treat their employees worse than China. All this was was a spontaneous "jump on the bandwagon to do the right thing" moment, where no one boycotting actually did anything.

I was going to ask how many calories one has, but I just realized it doesn't make any fucking difference.

The best Apple UI design ended with Snow Leopard. Now we have shelves and fake leather. A leather calendar? Why? Because it's supposed to look realistic? Well it's not realistic or tangible and it's fucking ugly.

It's already available on Apple's web site. I was just there.

I was hoping I would grow old and not live to see every single acre of this country covered in concrete.

This method is free.

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I'm accepting James Cameron's version as the truth.

Can someone throw together a collage of Apple invitations? Because I'm thinking this one is the ugliest, uncreative ones they have ever released.

This article about technology made me lose my appetite.