What's up with the fucked up fish when you start the install?

LOL Completely forgot about this!

So did I and it's depressing. I think we only get one genius in our lifetimes.

Let us never forget.

I HATE that stupid brown leather calendar. Apple wants apps to look realistic but guess what? They aren't. You can't TOUCH them. You can't FEEL the leather. And this is what Microsoft came up with when they tried to make the desktop "realistic".

If you slide the shirts inner sleeve over one of the ironing boards corners and iron one side of the shirt at a time like you are supposed to, you won't wrinkle the other side.

7UP bottle. 1/3 vodka, 2/3 7UP. Done.

What it looks like: A young asian woman taking a shower.

Post your records here and let's see how comfortable you are with it.

I hope he sees this story and it embarrasses him into getting rid of it all.

I sold my original iPad last year in anticipation of the iPad 2 and I'll never do it again. It was over 2 months before Apple called and said my iPad 2 was in.

I think the magic bullet hit her between the legs.

I thought it was against Facebook's privacy policy to create an account on behalf of someone else.

What if you used this cheeseburger instead?

"Give in to deliciousness! The Pretzel Wagon way!"

This whole story is deliciousness!

God I hate it when people use "all intents and purposes" and never think about what it actually means in a sentence.

And how are IT departments supposed to deploy the OS?

What is this new icon for?????

Since iOS is merging with OS X and Apple is dropping "Mac", does this mean we're getting iBooks again?