Jokes on you, the Napolean Dynamite scene added nothing to that shit storm movie. If it had a stinger scene where the whole cast was lined up and shot then maybe it would be worth it

It’s worth pointing out that Mangold has never had the opportunity to work within a good cinematic universe, so of course he wouldn’t understand the need for taking advantage of a larger available universe to reference. All he had was a Fox-managed X-Men movie with zero stakes to it. Sure, Logan was fun, but it’s not…

Chuck Norris does not believe in evolution

Who is that chiseled, sexy man in the header photo? He looks like Russell Crowe crossed with someone who didn’t recently eat an entire Russell Crowe.

#NangGang

Spending my teen years in Richmond, the lawyer earworm I remember is: “If you’re hurt ... call Joynes & Beiber”

So what. How can he or anybody possibly top Prince. It sucks all over again that he died last year. An encore SB show by the Artist, in Minneapolis? That would’ve been all right.

Snipes was perfect for Blade. He’s less than perfect for Black Panther.

Looks like Wesley Snipes sat his five-dollar ass down before Chadwick Boseman made change.

Can we all take a moment to agree that D’Arcy Carden is an absolute jewel on The Good Place?

I have old notebooks I care more about not marking up with dumb shit than some people care about their own bodies.

Unfortunately, having integrity in politics is like having good taste in a Wal-Mart. Sure, it’s a nice quality to have, but people in general won’t notice or appreciate it.

Well, “Dreaming” really is a damn catchy tune.

I’ve always found Batman 89 to be a slog to get through. Terrible pacing, almost no sense of story. A few good set pieces and, obviously, gorgeous imagery with a completely hollow center. “Enjoyable?” Oof, not for me.

Great idea for a column! A worthy successor to “A History of Violence”!

It’s a strange thing to have a failed businessman/reality star jackass/puddle of rotting whale blubber dyed orange as president. These are strange times.

I love Paul F. Tompkins.

They should hire the best athletes, terrific athletes. 6'3 239 pounds is, like, the perfect size. Yuge hands for throwing and catching the ball.

So if I say “I literally jumped that fence” to mean I did in fact vault myself over that fence

I had an Australian co-worker who hated Steve Irwin. He said, “Do you have any idea how annoying it is to have somebody who embodies the worst parts of your country to represent your entire country?